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[08 Dec 2008|03:03pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Miss BoleynCollapse )

I must say my congratulations to Liza and Henri, I am sure your child is absolutely adorable in every single way.

In other news, I have the pleasure of attending a Royal polo game this weekend, I am looking forward to it ever so much. Perhaps Prince Charles will be there, he does seem like a rather nice chap. I am hoping there will be hunting, Baxter hasn't had a proper run after a rabbit in quite some time, I did have to stop letting him out into the forest, he kept getting all scratched, it wasn't quite the environment one desires for their hound.

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[21 Sep 2008|10:05am]
Oh no, I'm being crushed under an enormous amount of paperwork! Noooo! I have achieved so little in my short and almost-prosperous life! I didn't even get to buy a tea company and sell high-quality Earl Gray! Aaaaaah!


This is what I would be saying if I hadn't charmed my enormous amounts of paperwork with stability charms. I suggest, if you are afraid of dying under the weight of a hundred thousand pieces of paper, that you come and let me teach you how to effectively use the charms.
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[28 Jan 2008|10:55pm]
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Two of my nice silk shirts has got beetroot stains all over them, now, magic could get this out rather easily and without hassle, but I want to know if anyone knows how muggles get it out. We'll consider it a test of sorts. Whichever method gets rid of the most beetroot stains. Which of you students is in?

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[15 Jan 2008|11:56am]
It is wonderful to be back at Hogwarts, aren't you all delighted to be here? Well, I know I am.

Abime, how is your lovely family doing? I was going to pop in and say hello during the holidays, but I simply did not have the time, I feel awful for not visiting. I hardly even had time to prepare my classes, it was a complete shambles.

Oh, Liza, you are looking radiant as ever! Did you get a tan over the holidays, I should think you did. Well, anyway, that colour shirt brings it out, you look posit-

MISS GUDGEON, STOP LEVITATING THAT CAT!

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, Liza, that colour really does make you look positively mediterranian.

Nicholas! Old chap! I have some books about few castles around Devon and Wiltshire that you might be interested in, I picked them up on my travels and simply could not keep them all to myself. Those shoes are wonderful, where on earth did you get them from? I must know, for I want a pair, although I'm not sure they'd look the same on me, considering your lovely new hairstyle.
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[16 Dec 2007|06:47pm]
Oh my, I didn't even realise the term was about to start until Geoffrey Fletchley reminded me that I should be taking my leave and heading to Hogwarts. Delightful chap, that Fletchley. I do believe he's intending tp start some type of sugar beet company in some foreign country (I really should try and remember these sorts of details), which should be interesting enough.

I do hope you've all done your holiday homework, I will enjoy reading some of the essays you all should have written by now.

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[29 Oct 2007|07:47pm]
How I love the summer! A group of old Hufflepuff chums and I have been travelling about the countryside, attending all manner of balls and social events. It is a rather carefree time, although Madam Pince is pregnant again, so Byron was unable to join us in our festivities. Poor lad.

We plan on going to Hertfordshire next, I have had the strange misfortune of losing my socks. Of course, as we travel about in cars and not brooms (I daresay I would not fit on one in the first place), we seemed to have acquired the knack of staying in the same location as gypsies. Real live gypsies! The horror!
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[14 Oct 2007|10:28am]
A ball! How exciting, I will have to pull out my very best robes, or maybe a muggle suit will suffice. I suppose there is no dress code for this event, a shame, really.

As we are nearing the end of the year, I wonder if any of you Seventh Years will need references and letters for any further study or occupation. If you do, please do not hesitate to come to my office and I will write you up one. No, I do not accept bribes of any sort except gingernuts, earl gray and money, so do not even attempt bribery. If you've been good and hardworking, I'm sure there will be nothing to worry about.

May I inquire on everyone's plans for the summer?
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[28 Sep 2007|03:57pm]
[ mood | worried ]

By Jove, whatever has gotten into the student population! Every young person I've seen appears to be covered in mud, or absolutely filthy! Looking like right street urchins, it's disgraceful. I daresay it will not sit well with Mister Filch, mud tracks all through the castle, he'll have his work cut out for him, that poor soul.

Oh, oh Gordon Bennett! Mud fights, in the corridors! This will not end good, I can tell you now. Someone will slip and crack their forehead, I've seen it happen (Albeit, that was water and not mud) beforehand, it's not very pleasant.

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[15 Sep 2007|08:43pm]
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Letter to Librarian McHafferty, left on his desk beside a bottle of wineCollapse )

I should hope everyone took a copy of the notes I made for them, they will help you greatly in all your exams.

Also, is it getting a tad warmer in here, or is it just me?
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[23 Aug 2007|07:06am]
[ mood | awake ]

Hello, all.

My name is Professor Fisher, and I will be your Charms professor until such time as I:
a) Retire.
b) Die.
c) Get terribly injured by a wayward spell and have to spend the rest of my days in a Bedouin cave.
You'll have to excuse the tests that I am going to give you in class when I meet you all face to face, I just need to know where everyone is in their studies.

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[15 Aug 2007|05:58pm]
[ mood | amused ]

XD He has lots of catch-phrases which I can't remember.

the player

Name: Bons. You should know the other stuff by now. :P

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